A little lamb in Israel today was fitted with contacts to help it see better. Shepherds had become concerned about the lamb's sight after they repeatedly woke up to the night wind whispering "Do you see what I see?" to the little lamb.
"It was kind of creepy. I've never heard the night wind actually form words before," said one shepherd, who wished to remain anonymous out of fear that his family might think he has gone crazy. "The night wind said it saw a star with a tail as big as a kite, but that little lamb couldn't hear it. It got really old after the night wind repeated itself for the fourth time."
In related news, a kite with a long tail was mistaken last night for a star by a group of astronomers. "It looked just like a star dancing in the night," said one of the astronomers, "but it actually turned out to belong to a kid named Larry."